December 19, 2020

Do not smoke right away. The smell lingers 

Repeat after me:

Wine

Vodka

Mouthwash

Cigarette 

If you forget the order, this won’t work. You can’t reschedule again.

Don’t try the beer again either. 

Are you smoking?

Add “focus on the list” to the order, will you?

The vodka masks the smell of the wine, the mouthwash masks the smell of the vodka, etc. etc. 

You want people to think you’re just a little eccentric, still stuck in the 90s – liberated, woman smoker. Something repulsive to hide the truth. Pinch your cheeks. Harder. It’s supposed to hurt.

Bright and alert. The drink menu is here. 

Oh wow!  Let me just finish my cigarette.